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Some Humor

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Laughter is the best medicine. This one is cute, and I hope it makes you smile.  Here is a little bit of humor for your day!

No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between “complete” and “finished.”  However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.

The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: “Some say there is no difference between ‘complete’ and ‘finished.’ Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.”

Mr. Balgobin’s response: “When you marry the right woman, you are ‘complete.’ If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘finished.’ And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ‘completely finished.’”

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Where’s Your Sense of Humor?

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Where’s Your Sense of Humor?

I love to laugh!  Did you ever laugh so long and hard that you forgot what you were laughing about in the first place?  Kids are so amusing.  My three-year-old grandson says and does the funniest things.  He sure does brighten my day when we’re together.  My favorite movies to see are comedies.  The next time you are feeling down, go see a funny movie.  Laughter is truly the best medicine for the mind, body, and soul!

<<<  Liam actually took this picture with my iPhone.  He was only two at the time lol!